Grease Monkey Feminized Seeds
Grease Monkey is a powerful cross between Gorilla Glue #4 and Cookies & Cream. The high can be described as a calming, relaxing and uplifting experience. Its distinct flavor profile is a rich blend of diesel, earthy and sweet notes.
- THC Very High - Over 25%
- Massive Yield - Up to 600gsm
- Indica Dominant: 75% Indica / 25% Sativa
- Flowering Time - 8-10 Weeks
- An exceptional crowd-pleasing strain that crosses Gorilla Glue with Cookies and Cream
- A heavily Indica-dominant hybrid offering a nicely balanced and well-rounded smoke
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| THC % | Over 25% |
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| Flowering Time | 8-10 Weeks |
| Outdoor harvest | Mid October |
| Yield | 500-600gr/m² |
| Indica/Sativa | Indica Dominant |
| Height | Medium: 100cm-180cm |
| Difficulty | Easy |
| CBD Content | <1% |
| Climate | Temperate, Warm, Mediterranean |
| Medical Conditions | Anxiety, Arthritis, Depression, Stress |
| Seed Type | Feminized |
| Genetics | Gorilla Glue #4 x Cookies & Cream |
| Effects | Calming, Relaxing, Uplifting |
| Taste | Diesel, Earthy, Sweet |
| Terpene | Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene |
STRAIN TRAITS
Grease Monkey strain information
Okay, so we all know just how fertile of a breeding ground Northern Cali has been for top-shelf cannabis genetics in the past 30 years. There are very few places on earth with comparable local genetics, and the impressive thing is that those genetics are still being used in hybrids today. Grease Monkey is a prime example of utilizing an awesome genetic heritage to create something truly special.
Tacoma may not be the first city to jump out as a cannabis haven, with surrounding cities like Portland and Vancouver usually first to pop into the minds of stoners. But, boy oh boy, does the rest of the area have a debt to pay to the Tacoma weed wizards, and so do all of us.
Some truly gorgeous strains have made their way outta Tacoma, and it's hard to argue with Grease Monkey being the best of the bunch. Gorilla Glue #4 is one of the most common ancestors to today's best strains, but the addition of Exotic Genetix's very own Cookies and Cream makes this strain a true standout.
With a 75/25 split favoring Indica over Sativa, you can expect this strain to hit hard, but even Mike Tyson himself would be surprised by the punching power of Grease Monkey.
How to grow Grease Monkey seeds?
Perfectly suited to both indoor and outdoor cultivation scenarios, Grease Monkey will thrive in a huge range of climatic conditions. She's about as hardy as a cannabis plant can be, with growers reporting fantastic yields in both overly warm and cool conditions outdoors. We have even seen reports of her lasting (and thriving) through the thick smoke associated with the raging fires of Northern Cali in 2017.
For an Indica-dominant strain, Grease Monkey is certainly a tall girl. Known to grow up to 150 cm (that's 5 feet), if you are thinking of adding her to your garden then you best get those pruning scissors ready. She is fine to be left as is
What are the effects of Grease Monkey?
Grease Monkey Feminized has a THC content of around 27% but can top the 30% mark when grown in absolutely perfect conditions. With its notable potency, users will feel the high come on swiftly after consumption, leaving the mind in a gentle wave of calm. As the effects progress, the body begins to feel grounded
What is Grease Monkey like to smoke?
What does Grease Monkey taste and smell like?
While some strains veer wildly away from the aroma with the tasting notes, Grease Monkey stays pretty true to form. Again, you'll be welcomed with a delicious combination of earthy sweetness and diesel fuel-esque undertones, with just the slightest amount of pepperiness coming through. She then rounds out again to a more sweet and earthy finish.
If you want to really get a taste sensation then try running her through a vaporizer. Grease Monkey is such a resinous strain that she absolutely loves to be vaped, and the mouth satisfaction is up there with the very best options on the market. If you really wanna get down and dirty with her, try making some homemade Rosin Hash. This helps remove any of the bitter melodies and fattens up the flavor dramatically.
Aromas can vary very slightly depending on the phenotype, but you are going to most likely be welcomed with a deep, sweet, and earthy aroma - mixed in with some diesel fuel-like undertones. This is thanks to Gorilla Glue #4 parentage of Chemdawg and Sour Diesel, with the overarching sweetness coming the way of the Cookies and Cream. There's also a slight amount of pepperiness that becomes evident as soon as the nugs hit the grinder
MSNL editors verdict
Look, I may be just slightly biased (being a huge lover of GG#4, Cookies and Cream, and all things motorbike-related), but Grease Monkey is up there with the very best strains I have had the pleasure of rolling up in a very, very long time. I'm also a huge fan of Indica-dominant strains, especially ones that can help bring some relief from my aging, aching joints.
I also just love to get absolutely blasted every now and then, especially with a tasty little number in my bowl. Grease Monkey is easy to grow, easy to smoke, and easy to love in general. I highly recommend it for those looking for a new addition to their rotation, especially for those wanting pain or anxiety relief, or those looking for a natural sleep aid.